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Time for a change of pace......
I/We are looking for
Ideally... a stacked, air-headed, single, orally fixated, drunk, bi, "bootylicious" HOTTIE NYMPHO! (with A.D.H.D. & who's favorite movie is Jungle fever!) ...or Kim Kardashian!
We basically want to have the BEST FUCKIN' TIME POSSIBLE...no matter what, where, OR WHO we are doing! We are NOT in this for the actual PHYSICAL act, but for the "MIND FUCK" gained from each scenario to ADD to OUR OWN HOTTT sex life! We go with the moment/situation, depending on attractions & compatibility! (& how drunk we are!) We don't "take one for the team!" ANYMORE GOD-DAMN IT! (depending on how drunk we are!) We have/will do anything from girl/girl soft swap to strictly full swap! We PREFER to get to know you first/create friendships, but wouldn't rule out one night SCANDALS, IF the couple is smokin'! (depending how drunk YOU are!) We are not perfect, nor do we expect you to be, (personalities are key) BUT there HAS to be some physical attraction present, this IS a sex site! Or have I been posting our naked pic's on my E-BAY account? (no wonder I have negative feedback?!)
We are the hosts of
CATWALK FANTASIES parties & co-hosts of Exotic Fantasies resort take-overs in the Poconos. For more info.(including dates/locations) please refer to our web site (link on profile) or in local event details.
I- am African American,(ALL of the time) bald & str8, ....tall, (well, not compared to my wife) dark & "fluffy"! I'm somewhat shy at 1st, so I prefer a more assertive woman! (..& about the "myth", wifey says when I pull it out, there's a "black-out"!)
SHE- is bi-OCCASIONAL, (meaning she is an overly picky byatch when it comes to women & ONLY plays w/ select females) REALLY tall, tanned & beautiful! Hour (...well, hour & a half) glass figure, with curves in ALL the right places, (TRANSLATION...she's got a P.H.A.T. a$$) long dark hair, blue eyes & SEXY AS HELL! She LOVES to be social, sip on cock-tails, dance & flirt!
WE- are a happily married, interracial, CRAZY couple who, if you haven't guessed by now... LOVE to party! (AFTER we attend our A.A. meeting of course) NO, we don't need to be drunk to do this (we just prefer it!) We are usually the life of the party, (well, SHE is, I'm her bodyguard) we are NOT pushy & welcome single ladies/couples of all levels of experience! Single males- we will find you!
We are D/D free, clean shaven, same room ONLY & protection a MUST! We are primarily available on weekends, enjoy a diverse range of activities, can host & love to travel! Our free time revolves around our family/work priorities, so pre-made plans are encouraged!
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
HER fantasies? Are twisted! She is one sick byatch! One fantasy even involves a chili dog... she is in to being physically & verbally degraded while watching me put it on another female! (..yea, I've been "Leroy" about 100 times; pickin' dat cotton in da north 40, but in da end, I get to show dat plantation ownin' bitch "wutz up"!) She's NOT into anal, animals, PAIN of any kind, or potty play!!!!
MY fantasies are to stay home on the weekends once & awhile, to spend less than $100 on a bar tab & for my wife NOT to be an overly picky byatch! ...& so far, I'm battin' Zip!
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
Disclaimer: Warning! We are not responsible for any soreness, hangovers, bruising, black-outs or serious depletion of funds (due to bail, bar tabs, condoms, or lap dances) You must agree to party at your own risk! You WILL get wet on this ride! (We sincerely hope that no recovering alcoholics were injured by the posting of this profile! LOL)
Our "certs" are from people who have MET us..or attended our parties. It doesn't necessarily mean we have "played" w/ ALL of them!
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